One of us doesn’t belong here
My disguise has held up well with the natives so far, but I know that I can’t stay here forever. They’ve already chopped up and eaten the rest of my squad, I’m all that’s left. God help me, I can still hear the screaming. I intend to make a break for it at midnight. They open the gate every night like clockwork to take bite of that poor ravaged pie on the lower levels. While they feast, I think I can sneak away.
I feel good about my chances, but still.
The milk is growing suspicious.
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the longer you look the funnier it is
Dobby doesn’t have to take anybody’s shit anymore. Dobby is a free elf
OMG IS THAT A SHAKEWEIGHT WTF IS THAT.